In Sydney town, there’s a magpie with a swoop,
Causing a stir, making bids go through the roof.
At auctions, folks gather, excited to see,
The magpie named Sydney, as mischievous as can be.

With a glint in his eye and a mischievous caw,
He dives and he swirls, leaving chaos and awe.
As bidders flinch and duck for cover,
Sydney swoops in, bids fly like no other.

He flaps and he chirps, causing quite a scene,
Ruffling feathers, turning faces a vibrant green.
But little do they know, this magpie’s grand jest,
With each swoop and dive, he puts bidders to the test.

As bids rise higher and tensions grow tight,
Sydney’s antics bring laughter, a comical sight.
For every swoop and every unexpected flight,
The bids climb up, reaching an astonishing height.

So if you’re at an auction in Sydney’s grand show,
And Sydney swoops in, causing quite the flow,
Remember it’s all in good fun, a magpie’s grand spree,
As he flutters and flits, making bids soar with glee.